The randomness of a girl named Sarah...

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hehe

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  • You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  • Stranger: horny:)
  • You: PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU !
  • now kill that stranger!
  • pikachu: PIKA! * LIGHTNING BOLT*
  • You have disconnected.

omg!

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  • You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  • You: hello
  • Stranger: PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU !
  • now kill that stranger!
  • pikachu: PIKA! * LIGHTNING BOLT*
  • You: lol
  • Your conversational partner has disconnected

HP for the win...

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  • You: hello
  • Stranger: hey
  • You: are you voldemort?
  • Your conversational partner has disconnected.

So sick....

  • 3329 users onlineConnecting to server...
  • You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  • You: hey
  • Stranger: goblin or worgen?
  • You: smurf
  • You: lol
  • Stranger: smurf is not available
  • You: oh
  • Stranger: goblin or worgen?
  • You: what is a worgen?
  • Stranger: The worgen are other dimensional beings
  • You: hmmm
  • Stranger: summoned to azeroth by the scythe of elune
  • You: nice
  • You: can I be a unicorn?
  • Stranger: NO
  • Stranger: THERE ARE NO UNICORNS
  • Stranger: TIM CURRY ATE THEM ALL
  • You: You just made me cry. I have an invisible pet Unicorn named Sunshine
  • Stranger: TIM CURRY ATE SUNSHINE
  • You: nooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
  • You: I am crying in a basket
  • You: now
  • You: What creature are you?
  • Stranger: I am a Night Elf
  • Stranger: I am a creature of the night
  • Stranger: a child of the Goddess
  • You: Can I be a good Elf?
  • You: or a werewolf
  • Stranger: Night Elf, High Elf or Blood Elf?
  • You: or vampire
  • You: Um... explain those all
  • Stranger: Read the War of the Ancients Triolgy
  • You: Dude, I am a panelist for an award
  • Stranger: You don't read?
  • You: I have 165 books to read
  • You: by Febuary
  • You: I read a lot. I have a book blog
  • You: ....
  • Stranger: Then what's three more?
  • Stranger: Elighten yourself
  • You: lol
  • You: I have school, too
  • You: and writing
  • You: I'll read it later
  • You: you should tell me though...
  • Stranger: In the beginning Azeroth was a world of chaos and disorder. Then the Titans came and ordered the world. They created a fount of magical energies called the Well of Eternity and set it in the center of the world's one great continent, Kalimdor.
  • You: oh, sounds like a myth so far...
  • Stranger: Long after the Titans had left, the mystical energies of the Well had brought about life. The first race to discover the Well were the Kaldorei, the Night Elves. They built a great empire on the shores of the Well, where they experimented with the energies that flowed from it.
  • You: ok
  • Stranger: As time passed, the elves found that the Well gave them not only great power, but immortality. Through the eons an upper class of mages emerged under Queen Azshara. These were called the Highborne.
  • You: okay
  • Stranger: As the Highborne became more reckless with their use of magic, they attracted the attention of the Dark Titan Sargeras, leader of the demonic Burning Legion. Sargeras sought to steal the power of the Well and use it in his crusade against the other Titans.
  • You: okay
  • Stranger: Sargeras appeared to Azshara and persuaded her to create a great portal from the Well's energy, one through which his Legion of demons could pour into Azeroth. Azshara agreed in exchange for the promise of eternal power and beauty.
  • You: hmm
  • Stranger: The Highborne conjured the portal to summon Sargeras, but an insurgent group of Night Elves, lead by the druid Malfurion Stormrage prevented them from completing it.
  • You: Do you like Doctor Who, you seem like you would?
  • Stranger: The energies syphoned from the Well rushed back inward, creating a great explosion that shattered the world forever.
  • Stranger: Doctor Who is for nerds.
  • You: That is mean
  • You: You are talking about some elf stuff
  • You: that makes no sense
  • Stranger: Warcraft is srs bzns
  • You: omg...
  • You: Warcraft is more nerdy
  • You: lol
  • Stranger: you... you...
  • Stranger: you know not of what you speak
  • You: I played Warcraft, when I was little
  • You: it is like Barbies, I grew out of it
  • You: lol
  • Stranger: you have not experienced... THE WORLD OF WARCRAFT
  • Stranger: is different thing
  • Stranger: much more uber
  • You: I am trying not to pee my pants from laughing
  • You: seriously
  • Stranger: You should see a doctor about that
  • Stranger: It might be a prostate problem
  • You: Girls don't have prostates
  • You: lol
  • You: and I have a immune probelm, so I see enough doctors
  • Stranger: THEY DON'T!?!
  • Stranger: omg....
  • You: lol
  • You: I though that was common knowledge
  • Stranger: My girlfriend has some explaining to do
  • You: lol
  • You: why?
  • Stranger: Because "she" totally has one
  • Stranger: i wonder if that makes me gay
  • Stranger: or just bicurious
  • You: lol
  • You: are you attracted to guys? If the answer is yes, you would fall in to those catagoy
  • You: otherwise, I don't think so
  • Stranger: Guys? Me attracted to guys?!
  • Stranger: Pfft
  • Stranger: Please
  • Stranger: Just because I may have given my brother a handjob once doesn't mean I like guys. >.>
  • You: That is gross
  • You: he is your brother
  • You: that is totally Flowers in the Attic
  • Stranger: What's Flowers in the attic? Sounds british
  • You: It is a book, where a brother and sister are locked in an attic and have sex.
  • You: It is gross
  • You: *shivers*
  • You: they are in the attic for a few years
  • Stranger: That's Alabama stuff
  • You: lol
  • You: Then you must be from the south with your brother
  • Stranger: No. Ohio
  • You: lol
  • You: nice
  • You: That is still gross...
  • Stranger: Well I was like 12. I didn't know any better.
  • You: ugh
  • You: at 12.... I know guys that have had sex by then, which is creepy...
  • You: as it is
  • You: but that is sick
  • You: seriously how did you not know better?
  • Stranger: We were home schooled
  • Stranger: We didn't get sex ed
  • You: I am homeschooled and know that
  • You: It is common knowledge to not let anyone touch you where your swimsuit is.... or touch them there
  • You: wow
  • Stranger: Well I didn't.
  • You: wow
  • You: that is crazy
  • You: that must make things awkward
  • Stranger: Nah.
  • Stranger: We're still tight.
  • You: that kind of sound gross
  • You: seriously
  • Stranger: Not tight like that!!
  • Stranger: I would know if he's that kind of tight.
  • Stranger: But his room mate might
  • Stranger: I get this weird gay vibe from them
  • You: lol
  • Stranger: I mean, I WOULDN'T KNOW
  • Stranger: Stupid typo
  • Stranger: I dunno
  • You: ugh, it is still gross
  • You: I have to go...
  • You: bye
  • You have disconnected.

fail

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  • You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  • You: hey
  • Stranger: hey asl
  • Stranger: ?
  • You: 18/f/usa
  • Stranger: cool
  • You: thanks...
  • You: are you a unicorn, smurf, wizard, or vampire?
  • Stranger: nope a lepercon
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I get the message...

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  • You: hey
  • Stranger: are you korean?
  • You: no
  • Stranger: yes
  • Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fail

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  • Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  • You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  • You: hi
  • Stranger: hey
  • You: what's up?
  • Stranger: nm
  • Stranger: u?
  • You: same
  • Stranger: yep
  • You: what do you like to do?
  • Stranger: listen to music
  • You: awesome what music?
  • Stranger: rock
  • You: oh, what bands?
  • Stranger: sum 41, three days grace, skillet
  • You: nice
  • You: I like three days grace
  • Stranger: ya theyre good
  • You: What else do you like to do?
  • Stranger: look at the night sky
  • You: it is pretty
  • Stranger: especially the moon
  • You: yeah, did you see the meteor shower last week?
  • Stranger: no
  • You: oh...
  • Stranger: ya
  • You: me either... it was raininghere
  • You: *raining here
  • Stranger: i had a conversation just like this yesterday, weird.
  • You: lmao
  • Stranger: ya
  • You: do you like to read?
  • Stranger: no
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